Wednesday, 22 August 2012

वो मेरी हैं ये कहानी सी लगती है


तुम क्या गये इस शहर से बेख़बर होकर । यहाँ की हर बात अब अनजानी सी लगती है ।
खिलते थे गुलशन के फूल जहाँ । यादों की वो गलियाँ अब बेमानी सी लगती हैं ।
अब तो लगता है इस अहसास से निजात पा लें । कि आज भी वो मेरी हैं अधूरी कहानी सी लगती है ।
जो चले से गये हैं अब तन्हा छोड़कर हमें । जो भी रिश्ते बने कुछ दिन ही सुहानी लगती हैं ।
फिर भी इन दर्द के लम्हों मे भटकना । एक सुहानी अपनी मुकम्मल जिंदगानी लगती है ।
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एक दिन एक दरवेश बाजार में बैठा था । बादशाह ने पूछा - भाई क्या कर रहे हो ?
दरवेश बोला - बन्दों की अल्लाह से सुलह करवा रहा हूँ । अल्लाह तो मान रहा है । मगर बन्दे नहीं मान रहे ।
कुछ दिनों बाद दरवेश कब्रिस्तान में बैठा था ।
बादशाह ने कहा - भाई  क्या कर रहे हो ?

दरवेश बोला - अल्लाह की बन्दों से सुलह करवा रहा हूँ । मगर अब बन्दे तो मान रहे हैं । अल्लाह नहीं मान रहा ।
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boys are very kind & girls r very selfish - PROOF
most girls don't like to help unknown boys
but all boys are ready anytime 2 help uknoWn girls.
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I was so depressed, I was so sad, I was like suffocating. I felt that I was about to die when mah girl left me.. But suddenly I remembered that her best friend also
gave me the number ( mobile ).. Ohh after that I was able to breathe so well and I was so happy :) 
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One day Friendship & Love met. Love asked Friendship - Why do You exist if I'm there? So Friendship said - To give a Smile to those eyes in which You leave Tears
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once a couple decided to sucide . They went at the highest point n decided to jump 4m there. Boi jump at the first . but the gal didnt jump </3 :(
4m that day, ladies first came into exist...
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a girl, no matter hw many lies she tells or hw many tyms she denies it she wll alwayz remember the memories, moments n even single dates dat u have left for her..Because Her boobs never lie.

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CONFIDENCE is when U're at the medical store & ask for 20 condoms & U hear 2 girls behind you giggling You turn around, look them in the eyes and say - Make it 22 
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A 14 years old boy goes to a party. He meets a 28 years old girl and said - can i dance with you ?
Girl - no, i don't dance with a child.
Boy - oh sorry, i didn't know that you are pregnant .
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Heres a pretty funny joke - A guy walks up to a girl sitting at the bar an says - I'd tell u a joke about my dick but it TOO LONG....She responds by say in - well I'd tell u a joke about my pussy but you'd never get it ! 
LMFAO I love it...
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. LOL!
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In school days, Karan Johar ws class moniter !
1 day a new teachr askd him - Hw many studnts r der in ur class ?
He replied - 32 girls, 44 boys & me!"
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boy -  if i kiss u nd run what would you think ?
girl - i think tht 1 stupid who can solve the all question in am exm jst went by ticking OBJECTIVE question.
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Whats the speed limit for sex ? . 68, coz at 69 u have to turn around !
My friend -  do u no why the great wall of china is one of the 7 wonders of the world ?
Me - no idea
My friend - cuz its the only chinese product that has lasted this long.:)
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LMS for
Mirror Mirror On The Wall, You’re The _____ Of Them All
Sexiest ? ♥’(:
Smartest
Freshest
Meanest -__-
Funniest (:
Craziest !
Prettiest (:

Most beautiful
Nicest c:
qiutest
You Can Be My:
B A B Y ; ♥
Boo (:
Flirting Buddy ;3
Friend :)
Best Friend :)))
Brother/Sister [[[:
You Tell Me ? ;o
I Don't Know Yet, :)
Wifey/Hubby ♥ ;D
Textinqq Buddy :)
How much do I like you ?
♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥
♥♥

Idek.
If You Snuck In My Room I'd:
Fight. (;
Tickle You. ;p
Tap That. ♥ [ ;

Let You Stay The Night. c:
Cuddle.
Chill. :]
Nothing. -___-
Kick You Out! O.o -If You Kissed Me I'd:
Kiss You Back , ♥ !
Be Surprised.. o:
Slap You. D:<
be like WTF
probubly wouldnt happen
Team:
 Big Booty ;))))
Lil Booty :)))
Crush♥
Babe♥
Boo ;D
Ex </3
 I Love You (no homo)(:
I Miss You ( - ;
Pretty (:
Handsome
Cute;D
Swagg :))))
Friend :))
Gorgeous(:

Liar '
Sexy ;P
Nice(:
Family :)))
Money$$$$
Raper :))))
Swagged Out :))))
Rapist
You Should:
Marry Me on Fb ! ♥
text me ;3
Inbox Me (:
Make This As Status So I Can Like It ? ;p
Call Me. < 3
Be Mine... ♥
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wen it rains heavily otha birds go to their nest to hide n avoid the rain... But Eagle flies high above the cloud to avoid it...
-dat waz smth i read...

-problem is the same bt attitude matters...
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Teacher - What is 5 plus 4 ?
Mr. Bean - 9
Teacher - What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean - Are u trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
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The most beautiful feeling in the World.. When you try to look at your friend and you find that your friend is already looking at you :)
Location : Examination Hall :P :D
OUR slogan hehe.
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She never stops to amaze me with her beautiful looks, thats why I never say Oops! 
Coz
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A 54 yr old woman hd a heart attack & ws taken 2 d hospital. While on d operating table she hd a near death experience. Seeing God she askd - Is my time up ?
God said - No, you hv anothr 34 yrs 2 live."

Upon recovery, d woman decided 2 stay in d hospital & hv a face-lift, liposuction,&
tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color Finally she was released from the hospital. While crossing d road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.
Arriving in front of God, she asked - You said I had another 34 years 2 live.
Why didn't you save me from d truck ?
God replied  - I didn't recognize you!
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Lincoln & Student :P
If i get 8 hours to cut a tree, i'll spend 7 hrs 2 sharp my Axe"
-Abraham Lincoln .
If i get 8 hrs to study i'll spend 7 hours to find my books"
-Student x
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Todays generation
Six year old boy to a four year old boy - Dude, I found a condom in the balcony.."

Four year old boy - What's a balcony ?
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Attitude Of Youth :) We R MOre Brilliant Than Einstein & Newton.. It's Just dey Didn't Leave Anything For Us To Invent 
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I am like god to all girls . coz i always watching them bt they hav never seen me.. heheh
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gal nd boi wishing each other before xm...
Gal - best of luck!!!
Boi - same to yuh too...
But Gal scored 85 percent
nd Boi failed the xm...
Moral - only boiz wishes r true bi their heart 
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i dont know why bt saying - I Love Yuh
is much difficlt for me... Whereas, singing
"I Love Yuh" is much easier for mee... :)
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A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital . Doctor says - Congrats. You are going

to become a father. THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED.
You say –  But that baby is not mine.
Girl says – he is only the father of my baby. YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.
Police comes and DNA test is done.Report comes. Which says that you can never become a father. EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.
Any how you thank God and return home. Then you think, “At home I have 2 kids. Whose are those? THIS IS REAL TENSION
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Mikayla Fuller don't have big boobs, lol...
jokes, Her Boobs are bigger than her Ass.! 
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Our slogan -
Some girls have good looks  some girls have nice moves But life is too short for drama n petty thngs. So kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truely nd forgive quickly...
Open for ALL POSSIBILITIES... Nd alwayz remember... A reputation is precious
but character is priceless !
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A man was walking down the street when he saw a woman with the perfect, and I mean PERFECT, breasts he'd ever seen.
He walked up to her and said - Ma'am, you have perfect breasts, and I will pay you $100 to bite them. 

The woman was horrified and began to walk away.
The man caught her and said - Alright, I'll pay you $1,000 to bite your breasts." Still horrified, the woman began to run away.
The man caught her again and said, "Fine. I'll pay you $10,000 to bite your breasts, and not a penny more." The woman then thinks that $10,000 will be worth it, so she finally agreed.
They went into a deserted alley away from the city action. The woman took off her shirt and bra, revealing the perfect breasts. The man then began to touch, squeeze, fondle, poke, and everything to the woman's breasts EXCEPT biting them 
The woman then said - Well, are you gonna bite them or not ? 
The man replied - Nah, too expensive
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